Have any of *YOU* ever had chum flavored spice? cuz this is what it tastes like.
(reference the beginning of fight club, when bradd pitt takes the gun outta edward
nortons mouth and edward norton makes that kinda ‘eeww’ lippy smacky face)
everyone has different opinions on change and how they percieve it. Some people think change is good, other people think change sucks, others are afraid of it and yet others are willing to drop the bomb over it.
This little excerpt from my brain doesnt go quite that far, but as an example I’ll use a band Ive been into (Sorta) since I was 15. The Aquabats. Ever since I first heard of ska, I was attracted to it. The first ska show I ever went to was an aquabats show. They sang about shit everyone my age was into when they were kids. Scoobydoo, starwars action figures, playdough lincoln logs… it rocked. They sang wacky songs about all sorts of stuff, while getting in costume, and setting things on fire on stage. The last aquabats show I went to was probably a bit over a year ago. It was at caines in mission beach (in san diego). Squidy and I managed to get on stage by basically pretending that we were stagehands, and acting like we were supposed to be there, so they started handing us drum sticks, and guitars to hold while they did their little act on stage. It was kinda cool. Only trouble was the music they were playing was only half ska. Their old stuff was great, but all their new stuff was this kinda half breed between happy rock, and weird folk music. Now I know using this as my example is probably a bad idea because bands do this shit all the time. The aquabats used to sound like THIS… now .. they sound like THIS. Now what bugs me here isnt exactly that they’re now singing about blowing people up at the grocery store, and a pale horseman riding around in the parking lot decapitating people. Thats all fine and dandy. What bugs me is that THEYRE NOT SKA ANYMORE. The built this huge fan base in southern california revolving around ska, and being a kid and playing with action figures and playdough, then overnight they switch to blowing people up, and fishes that grant wishes and greed and shit. Its shit like this that causes people like me to become irritated(ing).
Yanno, now that I think about it, Ive found a better example (yay for spannig this post over two days). I overheard a few people who call themselves my friends talking about me at work. (ooooh im gonna get it for this one arent i?) All day yesterday (tuesday) I was roaring in laughter reading a site called tardblog.com. I really feel for this poor girl.. Shes twenty four, and sounds *EXACTLY* like I do when I talk about my job. Only thing is, the ENTIRETY of her job is retards, whereas only about 60 percent of my job entails talking to drooling idiots. So really shes got it a lot worse off than me, and my friends on irc and I were kicking around the idea of offering her free web hosting because the site is just absolutely shit slow. There are a bunch of goons on irc hitting it all the time, and it seems like the site itself is on a 286 behind a 14.4k modem. The girl is a teacher at a middleschool and she teaches the special ed class. The kids she deals with are well.. flat out.. fucking psycho. HERE is a prime example. Anyway, after squealing in laughter at this site for half a day, I hear some co workers commenting about how they think i should find out that a potential girlfriends brother is retarded, or like, I find out a family member became retarded or something so that they could point at me and say ‘AH! poetic justice!’. I sat there while waiting for a customer to do shit, and listened to them lace into me as if i was some sort of monster. That bothered me. A lot. These people claim to be my friends. Why the hell would they be joking with me one day about flying planes over japan, with rows of fat people strapped to the sides, puking all over the country from the skies (yes.. bile-logical warfare), and then the next day talk shit about me laughing at some site? How two faced. I love how everyone refers to this as ‘laughing at retards’. I’ll not digress as to what other countries do to their retarded (oh i dont know.. KILL AT BIRTH MAYBE?) Look at the chinese. They have child laws, so if a couple has a boy and they want a girl, they kill the baby, hide the body, and have another. *shakes his head* I dunno. I see it all as entertainment. I would laugh just as hard if a perfectly normal (imbecile) person did the same shit as these tard kids. Its not who they are that im laughing at, its the shit they do in these stories. I dont give a fuck if theyre presidential candidates or the fucking asswipes from the senate. I hate how everying revolves around image and appearance. It seems to be a recurring theme on this site with me.
To get back to the point, it pisses me off that good shit doesnt stick around. Everyone says ‘oh good things never last’ OH BULL SHIT. good things last if you want them to. the problem is the good things are dependant on other people, and other people are easily influenced and change their minds. Thats why bands are good, then suck, thats why people are friendly, then arent and thats why I used to be nice, and now im a fucking asshole. Im in a very ‘fuck everybody, i wanna blow up some small country to vent my frustration’ kinda mood.
Sometimes its fun doing these posts while im buisy doing other shit. Stuff happens while im posting, and the hits keep on coming! I was just asked why i ‘was all “bleah” today’. Its funny I get asked this when people already know exactly whats wrong. Again I reference this shitty corporate ‘rules’. I swear to god every day feels more and more like im living inside the movie office space. That whole line about ‘busting your ass so that the company ships a few more units, but you dont see a dime’ comes to mind.
On another note, some people just dont get it no matter how many times you try to explain.
(12:07:22) voodoobitch ho: anything involing christopher walken automatically gets two step up on the cool ladder
(12:08:29) vissag0: you my dear, need help
(12:08:30) vissag0: ;b
(12:09:03) voodoobitch ho: christopher walken rocks!
(12:10:35) vissag0: you have to look at stuff from a chemists perspective
(12:10:42) vissag0: there are certain things that when mixed together
(12:10:45) vissag0: no matter how cool they are
(12:10:52) vissag0: STILL SUCK
(12:10:53) vissag0: like
(12:11:01) vissag0: another guys balls and a gstring
(12:11:04) voodoobitch ho: christopher walken and dick?
(12:11:12) vissag0: especially a christopher walken g string
(12:11:19) voodoobitch ho: i agree about the g-strig part being bad
(12:11:31) voodoobitch ho: i just don’t have issue with the walkeness
eof, you bastards.
