Sometimes I wonder why it is exactly I complain. I always seem to think i lead this boring dull uneventful
life. Really in retrospect I have it pretty fucking good. Unlike SOME webmasters, I dont have only complaints to lodge on my website, but rather shit that I think would be fun to share… to those that like this type of shit anyway…
From wednesday till friday last week was pretty much like a bad suspense movie. Squidy and Cannibal finally picked up the rifles they bought from big-5.. mossant nagant ww2 7.62 caliber oldschool bolt action guns. More than anything theyre like showpieces or something you would put on a mantle.. but NOOOOOO.. we end up going out to the desert again and blowing shit up. Unfortunately, this time the wind was REALLY REALLY strong, and anything that wasnt fucking bolted down got carried away. Note the dust the shells kick up, and how the helmet flies away. Sunday night I found a way to test fire our guns at our house, and not make an insane amount of noise, or even have the neighbors notice. I got three phone books from around the house, an old cusion from a chair and a wet towel. I wrapped my gun the wet towel and was able to fire one round into the books and catch the bullet with no more sound than a fart makes. Eric on the other hand, didnt have as good of luck. His giant rifle generated enough force to send 5 gallons of water STRAIGHT UP, soaking him and his gun. The setup for his gun was the same as mine, except instead of cusions, we used a 5 gallon paintbucket, and we put a potato on the end of his rifle. It wasnt very loud, but goddamn.. water went 12 feet straight up.
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But I digress. The highlight of the weekend (besides the gunplay) was the Rob Zombie show. The show
ruled. By far probably the best put-together show Ive ever been to, considering the monsters rob brought out and the pyro they had. I’m sure the security people didnt approve of me bootlegging 90 seconds of the show at a time, but really, the music was up so loud it fucked with the speaker inside my cam. Much like the Daemos show (link) the cam couldnt handle the volume. I had one person tell me she thought it wasnt loud enough. “If my ears arent ringing for two days afterwards it wasnt fucking loud enough”. Riiiigght. My camera, and the people in the pit who now have to use sign language beg to differ. Also, the band that was before zombie.. ‘The Damned’ was the most horrid peice of shit ive ever heard.The lead singer thought he was elvis, and the band sounded like offspring. And fucking as luck would have it, they covered an offspring song for their last bit before zombie. You ever heard elvis sing ’smash it up’ by the offpsring? I have, and i was wishing I had my gun and a hollowpoint so I could make it stop. Pheer the video. (no literally, its fucking scary).
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And last, but not least, a gift. A gift I have created for that one special someone I know.. that special someone that without a doubt is the most stubborn goddamn person that Ive ever met in my entire life.. The person you couldnt convince that she was on fire, if you doused her in gasoline, and shot her in the face with a flare gun.. this picture is for you.. because apparently I’m gay, and I just dont know it yet.
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