As yet another two weeks go by, I am the lone gunman when it comes to posting. I think ill just get rid of all my authors and turn this place into something like something awful where one or two guys post, but theyre like.. real, amusing, semi-insightful posts. Anyway, I have a buttload of pictures and stories to share with all you wacky readers (especially you fucks who dont contribute)
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Oh man.. Did I see some fucked up shit in the last two weeks. Sorry for the delay, guys.. its been a shitty two weeks. Although I do have a fair amount of shit to post. First (again) Id like to point the spotlight at some more patheticly atrocious mobile yet horrid peices of shit we see on the road. This charachter here drives a miata that thinks its either a ferarri, or an aircraft. I cant tell.. maybe you guys can. Between the gas cap, which looks like it goes on either a fucking semi, or a tank or something, and giant exhaust tip, the identity of this wannabe remains a mystery, except to its owner, who is probably a confused japscatter in need of ‘closure’ to some broken errata
filled memory in his feeble ricer brain.
Additionally, at work no less. I saw this fakking monstrosity. Now taking a truck and ricing it out is one thing, but taking a fucking rallycar and ricing it out? isnt that like.. flat out backwards? Yeah. lets get rid of the tires/wheels and suspension made to go over rocks and dead stuff at 60+mph, and replace it with shit that will have trouble with speedbumps.
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As for cars, I will have more to come in my next post. I think ill make a habit out of this, as eventually one of the sorry fucks who drives these things will see one of my posts, and relize exactly how people besides his dumbfuckricer friends think of him >:>
On a lighter note, Billy and I had an interesting time at the local pool hall last weekend.
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We spent an hour or so playing pooland photographing our little escapades. apparently the guy in the grey sweatshirt in this picture found my camera very fascinating, and though nice as he may seem, has no perception of other people moving around in the same room as himself. He kept getting in my way when i wanted to shoot and obviously has never heard of a toothbrush. We played many a game and for once didnt really care exactly what was going on in the game due to our incredibly short attention span when toys are present. We pretty much spent an hour taking pictures of us taking shots but at a low shutterspeed rendering pictures like these.
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We saw a few more fucking imbeciles along the way, but i didnt find the batteries in my camera worthy of their images. I built a fort out of my cube at work, and took a picture of the most important part of the 8 hour workday we all love so much.
I leave you with what I like to call “REQUIRED FLASH”. If you havent seen each and every one of these animations, then you cannot call yourself a human being.
Cheers.
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