So first things first was getting down to the border. Peice of cake. We drive down to some motel 6 thats about a mile from the border and park. Before the trip down there I had spent nearly all day sitting around playing counterstrike so I was clicked into a mode where I was checking corners, clearing rooftops, and generally keeping an eye open for any places/spots/ledges/corners where someone might pop out. Walking around imitating holding a shortly m4.. i was getting strange looks from the group i was with. None the less it was fun. Billy and I discussed CS tactics for clearing areas and decided that the whole first two miles of the hike in would make a fucking AWESOME counterstrike map. It has bottle necks, darkened rooftops and windows, condemned buildings.. it would make a hell of a place to go paintballing. I was trying unbeknownst to Billy and Kristen to keep in a Wedge Formation or ‘vee’ (basically reverse wedge) formation the entire time we were walking while I was assuming they would be scanning 10-2o’clock, and i would cover rooftops and the reverse 180 degrees. There were about 8 of us. Billy, Myself, Kristen and Alyssa were .. not pleased with the way we were headed. We got on a road and we just kept walking. As we wandered further down this street, it started getting more and more run down and ghetto.. there were more and more pushy door guys, which made me wish even more that we were actually in wedge formation and we had some sort of weapons (Im sure they would have left us alone if the three of us had m4s >:> ). The fucking door men in beanerville are fucking worse than those goddamn cellphone kiosk sales fucks. They walk in front of you and hold out their arms as if theyre cops and go “WHOA WHOA HEY WAIT.. LADIES GET IN FREE HEY HEY”.

….

Dude if i had my knives.. *froths*
Theyd sometimes follow us 20-30 yards and try to barter with us to get us into places. It was annoying as all hell. I was really hoping walking in a formation would get them to leave us alone.. though i think it may have worked a little ;b

Anyway the first place we went was called ‘el torito’. We went upstairs to the balcony and someone bought a bucket of coronas. I had one. We sat there and basically took a break cuz we’d walked something like 4-5 miles. We continued walking down the street, and ran into yet more pushy and annoying doormen. One of them that didnt speak english kept asking us all shady if we wanted to come watch a donkey show. We didnt even respond to that guy.

The girls started complaining that the area we were getting into looked like the types of places you see gang wars in movies, etc.. and were saying we should turn around. The other guys kept walking anyway. We finally got to some stripclub.. i have no idea what the hell it was called. They barted with us and we got in for 2 bux a head.

We go in and sit down, we ordered some beers, and looked around a little. The girls were ugly, One of them was CLEARLY a post op trannie that used to be a man. It was fucking gross. I was sitting bored, so to participate in the whole smoking fest, I rolled up a napkin and lit it. I held it like a cigarette and the people sitting around me were like ‘eew that smells like shit!’ and were blowing the smoke away.. I laughed.. i said ‘now you know how i feel, fuckers ;b’. Kristin asked me what I thought of the girls there and i said ‘Dude.. if my girlfriend was here.. NOBODY would be paying attention to these chicks.’

at about 11:45pm we decided that it was time to go, so we sped-walked back across the border. It was about 5 miles from the stripclub we were at back to the cars. needless to say my dumbass was sweaty as all hell. Im slightly overweight and quite out of shape you see :)

Now billy has a house in rosarito.. a nice one from what I hear. Next time we do a ‘mexico trip’ thats where we’re going. It will be worth the drive.

*pant pant*

Yanno, you can buy military issue kevlar on ebay for between 50-100 bux
i wonder what the bordercrossing folks will say/do about some one wearing kevlar?
or.. maybe im overdoing it?

nah.. making people wig out is best :)