There are ways you can tell its monday. One, is when gozer, the carpathian god of destruction is talking like jeffk.

yeah.
My pager tells me that there are some people in oregon selling what they call ‘Bigfoot Kits” which
contain bigfoot bait, bigfoot fur, and bigfoot repellant.

Now. Id like to think that maybe if people stopped making stupid shit, the idiots would just freeze up and stop moving.. but theres always gonna be that one guy.. that does something 1/4 cool and 3/4 fucking moronic. .. like This fucktard who took what looks like a turbo out of a car, and created a jet engine out of it. He uses the decompression of the propane that fuels the turbine to keep his guiness at something like 11 degrees celcius. Dont get me wrong, its kinda a cool idea, and at least hes drinking guiness, but if it were me? Hell.. NOBODY would know about it till they asked me.. wtf is this whackass contraption you got in your garage?

Mondays also seem to be the repository for what didnt happen or what people didnt want to do over the weekend. For example, if someone fucks up over the weekend, most time it will go un noticed untill monday, when the guy whos responsible for the mishap finds it in his lap. THen *HIS* monday is ruined, and it goes so on and so forth. I think thats why fridays tend to suck less. People dont have anything to worry about when they come into work (most of the time).

Personally I think we should re-integrate segrigation. Just have places for people with iq’s below 80..
like giant daycare centers.