Current events, weird shit I’ve done, ranting, my silly opinions and overall space fillers (of doom!). I recently got access to post on completeobscurity.com, and I’ve posted a couple rants there. Why? because out of the 70 or so unique ip addresses that hit this site, only 4 or 5 actually participate, which means either my content sucks, or my readers are morons.
None the less, I press on. *flag*
First Id like to state: IF YOURE GONNA HAVE A BABY, DONT DO IT AROUND ME! Not to say that I dislike baby (they taste of chicken!), but typically when one schports out a new kiddie, co workers have been known to adorn the unsuspecting new parents cubicle with silly little posters, confetti and other party-like decorations. Well, those aren’t exactly what I call entertaining. So i went and got my pen.
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]I had lots of pictures and video of our ‘assault on the spectrum’ which was fucking great. Us shooting boba out of those crazy huge straws into the sky, at glass, into crowds. Man.. i got new shoes too.. I think im the only person that I know, or that anybody else knows that wears oakley shoes. Theyre comfy as fuck. Some people say that my shoes are ugly, but screw them. My feet look cool! Some have said that it looks like I have ‘gecko feet’. *shrug*.
The assault on the irvine spectrum was entertaining for a number of reasons. Buying new shit, and finding an 80 year old guy passed out in the barnes and nobles, SNORING VERY LOUDLY. We were tempted to fuck with him, but all we did was take some video. On the way up there, squidys buttsex slave let me drive her parents mercedes ml55(i think), the suv. Lemme put it this way. I drove for an hour anna half or so with two couples in the car. I was the 5th wheel, which meant while they were getting all squishy in the backseat, i was taking the car up to 120 or so on i-5 >:>
I had video of me racing some fruity ricecake bastard in a civic at ~100 mph southbound on 5, and tearing him a new one (with a car full of people no less), but it was old and stale news, so i trashed it.
One thing though, the guy who hosts my site, Lucca, came down last weekend for a visit. We drank a lot! (yaaay!) then the power went out (awww..). I went and got my camera after we ran to the store to get some candles and stuff. (yeah.. candles and 151, you should have seen the look on the cashiers face).
I took some video!
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And now for something completely different!
You know youre getting old when you hear songs and can relate to the political implications of what the song is about. Squidys been listening to dream thearter a lot in the car recently and this morning on the way to work I heard a song about stem cell research. Instantly the articles Ive read, and the shit ive seen on slashdot popped into my head. At first I wanted to hear more of the song to find out what they were trying to say, and then I caught myself and said ‘holy motherfuck im getting old’. Typically in a sense like this id like to step aside and let the squabbling masses whine snivel and cry about stupid shit. “MY PRIDE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO ME! ITS MY WAY OR NO WAY!” gah. fucking ignorant bastards. “OH HUMAN CLONING IS BAD”. wow those bastards didnt read anything that didnt come from some arrogant reporter trying to make him/herself look better on tv. Half the shit I read about stem cell research was talking about cloning single organs at a time for people who need another lung, or heart, or kidney. Its like this article that got pasted to me yesterday about a bunch of stupid fuckers from PETA protesting the use of milk in schools. The kids got up on the table and pummeled the fucking morons with those small quart milk cartons. Oh man did I laugh. I pictured westwood elementary school and a buncha kids running out front and buring some idiots dressed up in a cow suit with milk. It seems this whole country (i cant say world, im kinda stuck in the US) revolves around arrogance and double standards. Killing people is okay, but killing animals isnt. Killing people with guns is bad, but killing them with knives, cars or anything else is okay. Smoking kills you, but its okay. This stupid fucking country is full of gay bullshit like this. I cant wait till the previous generation FUCKING DIES A SLOW DEATH, and leaves us in charge. Though I fear it will probably not change much. At one point in my life I thought that the politicians and the president and people that run this place were like.. higher beings of some sort, fit, raised and born to lead by example, and they will lead us to victory and cleaner living. pfffnlngblbhbBLAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA. YEah. i got older. I realized that the people that run this country were put there by people that like to see everyone else suffer so that they can laugh at what a shitty job their ‘elected officials’ are doing. I remember reading something on somethingawful that went over how lowtax viewed bush’s “missle defense system”. It was to actually hit about half of the missles that would be fired at us, but for the half that it missed? Oh those would obliterate us. And what about the missles that we fired, that missed their targets? Oh thos would probably fall on us too. I am COMPLETELY FUCKING BAFFLED as to how the fuck people like this can hold office. if WE KNOW theyre idiots, how did they get up there in the first place? I suppose having a dillitant up there is better than having someone who said they invented the internet up there.
9/10 times I wish that the illuminati REALLY DOES exist just so that I can be safe thinking there are people in charge behind the scenes. Kinda like a bumfight, or a controlled experement where we shove small puppies into the rectums of circus clowns, and give them acid, then send them on a killing spree in downtown san diego armed with nothing but donkey bones, dirtclods, and a couple of m-249 SAW’s.
*gets popcorn and turns on the news*
Being middleclass is ghey. Theres sales tax, income tax, yearly tax, capital gains tax, property tax.. MOTHER FUCK, YOU GUYS what the hell are you ACTUALLY DOING with all this money youre taking from us?
“oh, feeding homeless people, keeping murderers and psychoes on death row for 20 years, NOT FINISHING TED GODDAMN WILLIAMS, not paying teachers enough, making hundreds of pointless laws that contradict eachother, not killing grey davis with a suitcase nuke, and thinking up more stupid anti-gun laws for california.”
I just was notified that I have to turn in my new oakley shoes too btw.. It seems that because they dont have laces, and the pallete has too much contrast, my shoes have been labeled as an assault rifle, and I have to take my lunch driving down to the ATF office.
Overall, I think sooner or (but not so much) later, this place will end up either like demolition man, where we’re all singing commercials, and we have sex by putting on helmets and moaning and wiggling, or like escape from LA, where the worlds a wreck, middle and lower class become one, and the only people that have it easy are the billionares of the world.
Personally what I’d like to see is like in fight club. All debt records will be erased. Call it my rebellious childish side, but I like to be entertained. I dont go to shows only for the music, i go there to see pyro, people maiming eachother, and other shit happen. I like seeing greenday destroy the stage as they exit. I dont like paying 100 bux to see a tool show that looks like a goddam disney anamatronics failure. I may as well have gone on splash mountain, and snuck off the logs at the singing bears.
Watching bill gates loose his billions, and watching the people that run this country that can be bought, are obsessed with money, and the people that ruin it for everyone else suffer, wiggle and foam at the mouth is WELL WORTH me loosing the 1.23 I have in my checking account and the debt I have on my credit cards. We’ve dug ourselves into a pretty deep hole, and I like to give people a blink of reality every once in a while.
course.
outside of the state of the country I live in, and all my shitty ranting, I tend to try and stay somewhat optimistic. My sunny disposition isnt exactly what it used to be, but theres always shooting shit!
Oh. Feel free to photoshop any images I link to, post, or talk about. Also, if you own a gun, use it. Kill your local senate representative. Maybe if they actually *SAW* a gun, theyd understand what they do and how theyre used.
