Yes, and all in one post! Admirable, no? .. nah.. prolly not.
You guys liked the teaser right?
If you liked the teaser you should like this shit >:>
Squidy and I took three days off work to go to e3 last week. Though it was not quite as cool as it was two years ago, we had vastly more time to go do stuff, and this time I had a digital camera, and some wacky ideas of shit to do. The camera made all the difference.
Chapter One: Preperation
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]Chapter Two: E3, Day One.
Pictures first.. Always good to see a zim fan walking about. The new contra looks like its going to fucking own, as does doom. The food there was ass, and cost way too fucking much, and there was a LINE FOR THE MENS ROOM. Ive heard of lines for the girls room, but theres a *LOT* of guys there. Id also say if youre a chick and you wanna pick up on smart guys, fuckin go to e3. Holy god. its like one girl for every 50 guys. Oh, and doesnt the dude in the contra stand look like Christopher Lloyd? the guy from back to the future who played ‘Doc’?… GREAT SCOTT(*!&#^
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Now aint this a bitch? I fuckin ran into none other than Trent Reznor when I was coming out of the doom3 booth. As I was exiting the booth, he was the next guy in line to go in. I kinda stopped and blinked for a second thinking ‘holy shit that guy looks familiar!’, and sho’ nuff, his fucking name tag read “TRENT REZNOR - ID SOFTWARE”. I stopped and tried to draw my cam. I guess he gets this a lot too. he fucking pulled this ninja move where he slid under the rope, then went behind three people, around me, and into the building and hid behind four of his friends. I blinked summore. I went and told Squidy and Madrox that i saw trent reznor, and we went back to catch him on the way out. We waited till the showing ended and I turned on my cam. I guess someone either told him i was there, or he saw me again, cuz he was the LAST guy out, and by that video there, you can see that the FIRST thing he does is say something to his friend who promptly gets in my way. I tried taking some more pictures of him, but he just turned his back on me. [ one ] [ two ]
Chapter Three: E3 Day Two - Boothbabes.
This ones short and sweet. Now call me a pussy, but this isnt something I’d do if i was dating a chick. Just out of sheer respect. If i had a girlfriend, odds are good id drag her around and yell shit like ‘MY WOMANS HOTTER THAN YOURS! AND YOU PAID MONEY FOR YOURS! BWAHAHAH!’ ;b
Having Laura Croft put a gun to my head was kinda cool too. I got a polaroid of that >:>
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Chapter Three Addendum: The ride home.
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Chapter Four: Party the next day
Im always down for a party. I like meeting new people, but im REALLY picky. Ill never go to bars or clubs to meet people. Ive been to very few bars, and it was NEVER to drink. It was usually to play darts. Though now that Im armed with this site, and a camera, it seems almost fitting that I should go out to bars, and play dirty tricks on the silly fucking drunks there, and even make some money. Anyway, I went to a party with Billy that had 5 people or so. I was there for a couple hours, and we all got invited to ANOTHER party in Rancho Santa Fe. For you non-sandiegans, RSF is a place where fucking rich doctors, moviestars, and ex ball players live. the houses are like 6+ million in some parts, and the one I was at was fucking pretty burly itself. Take a look at the pool house alone in these pictures in the background. That pool house alone is almost the size of the house I live in.. and these pictures dont show the tennis court, or the horse stables, or the enormous house. *groan* Though the most precious shots of all, were of this chick Nicole. She got SO BLITZED she couldnt talk right, and ended up getting almost completely naked in the spa. Now I know what youre gonna say.. “WHY DIDNT YOU TAKE PICTURES OF THE NAKED BOOBS DAN?!@#^ HMM!?!” Well, if any of you remember my ex-gf, youll know that im boob-spoiled. I dont gawk at naked boobs unless theyre there especially for me, so fuggoff. The concrete squirrel was a nice touch though - “hmm.. whazzis?.. RAAH! *points squirrel at drunk people while billy boggles*” heh.
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Now It was really funny when she got in the spa, and didnt notice me taking the pictures. What was EVEN funnier, was when she DID see me taking the pictures, and start helplessly clawing at my feet trying to convince me to give her the camera. I was laughing so goddamn hard i could hardly take the pictures.
In conclusion, my 6 day vacation was pretty cool. The break from work was nice. I did something creepy and started talking to my ex again. If you know who she is, youll know this is creepy, if you DONT, mind the new poll, or ask someone that does know. Its a really long goddamn story and I dont wanna type it all out 300 times >:>
eot, monkeys!
