Well.. sorta.
Ive learned the hard way that Im not an accountant. Mainly? Im broke :)
Although driving my new jeeptoy is nice, its costing quite the pretty penny.
Simple solutions I have devised!
1) Become a druglord in my spare time
2) Kill people, and harvest organs / sell on black market
3) Become a male slutwhoreprositute thingie (though this wouldnt yield much cash)
4) Sell BIlly to gypsies, put 30 dollars in gastank
5) Put an assload of banners and popups on my site (again, very little yield)
6) Scratch ex girlfriends number into stall wall in bathroom, snicker about it (make no money)
7) Fling poo
Thats really about all I can come up with, short of somehow brainwashing my boss, and having him give me a rather large raise come review time.
There are some other things I’d like input on, and how to go about them that concern this site.
1) I want to add a little counter to show how many people are currently viewing the site
note: If you know where i can get code for thist (that doesnt envolve mysql) let me know!
2) I want to be able to archive my camportal shots, (maybe 5 or 10 pictures back… nothing major)
notte: If you have any idea how to do this in perl, PLEASE tell me. It would be greatly appreciated,
if you know what I mean :)
Other than the norm, there has been no shooting/blowing things up as of late, due to being broke, and no driving
about getting into trouble and taping it because doing that costs gas. Though talking to Cannibal it turns out we’ve
been ordered to hangout with ‘Nicole’. Some of you remember that REALLY REALLY DRUNK GIRL that I pointed the
concrete squirrel at in the E3 post (you can search for it). Her friend Saura, who is friends with Cannibal and I has ordered
us to hangout with her, feed her booze and videotape her. So it would appear the ruckus is going to take place at my house.
Everyone is invited of course, but naturally nobody will show :). None the less expect to see more drunken girl videos on my site. This seems to be a habit of ours. Drunken video or some sort, gets posted. Though this time its not going to be us that are drunk >:>
EIther way, its monday, but thank god Markus took me off the phones. If i was on the phones right now I’d be tearing out my hair. *looks around*.. though.. it has been pretty quiet, .. pretty dead actually.. so I guess it wouldnt be TOO bad.
It was Cosmos’ birthday on friday, but he was sick, so the cake we got him had to wait untill today. I’ll see if I can get a picture of his face to post when he saw the cake. It was awesome. We took the order to baskin robbins and they put a printout of that photoshop I did on the cake. We had the whole friggin department laughing hysterically.
It ruled.
Oh.. theres a girl from #stile on irc that wants to get added to the portals.
http://www.eva.surf.org.uk/bellabeth/webcam32.jpg
Thats her. Her name is Beth. Shes rather silly, but says she visits my site often.
Personally, I say if she at least talks on the tagboard, shes in.
What say you fellas?

