Today was an interesting day, and its only 2pm! Holy fuck have I got a lot to rant about
Recently I moved. I’ve mentioned this already. Though today I realized exactly where I moved. See, when I lived with my parents, I lived in a place called Rancho Bernardo. Rancho Bernardo is a part of San Diego where old people go to die. Its fucking great. Every other person you see is over 200 years old.
This means Driving is a bitch, waiting in line is a bitch, and worst of all.. grocery shopping is a bitch. Today I went and dropped off some hardware at the cable company (leftovers from the move) and decided to nab some food on the way back. Thats where the fun began.
Ever been on the road, and theres that fucker who you can just TELL is going to change lanes from your 10 o clock to your 12.. and he just wont do it? Imagine that you have to turn left, and to do it you have to get past this guy, or he has to pull ahead. This guy was 4000 years old. Old people are about the equivalent to this, when behind the wheel :
Ever seen grandpa throw up gangsigns? Good. neither have I *phew*.
So I go into the store and Im walking around (and guys, you know what im talking about) and I find a monet. (moe-nay) I see this lady from behind, and shes got an awesome figure. Shes also using a nextel. So I stop and look for a second to see if I can get a glimpse of her from the front.
This is what i saw.
I nearly started gagging, and fucking took off down the catfood isle. Damn. That fucking whack lady pretty much made my day. Ever gotten the feeling that “Oh yeah.. i see some evil shit online.. ive seen videos of people doing things that nobody would ever dream of! ive seen it all!” well… twice now ive said that.. and twice now Ive seen something worse… so.. third times a charm.. ill quit fucking saying it ;b
On that note, SOMEONE BUY MY FUCKING SPEAKERS(*@&^!#@!
