The one cool thing i think i can say about my prison-like and uptight place of work is that if i get sick of my fucktard asshole co workers saying things to me like “JPEGS ARE STORED IN THE HTML FILE! THATS WHY FIREWORKS CANT SEE THEM” or “WINDOWS IS BASED ON […]

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There are ways you can tell its monday. One, is when gozer, the carpathian god of destruction is talking like jeffk.
Gozer: WHEAR SI TEH KEYMASTAR!!??!?!111?!
yeah.
My pager tells me that there are some people in oregon selling what they call ‘Bigfoot Kits” which
contain bigfoot bait, bigfoot fur, and bigfoot repellant.
Now. Id like to […]

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Ahh yes! another breathtaking day at work on a weekend! theres nothing in life that i think is cooler than being molested and groped by homeless people, and then having a baglady pee in your hair! WOO JEAH!)(*#!
Anyway, during my wanderings so far, Ive come across a few juicy tidbids id like to share:

Neo […]

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Yanno, In my hours spent sitting here at work and playing atomica, fiddling with this site, and jabbering on irc… ive come across some WEIRD FUCKING SHIT.. Like This picture for example. this is somthing i found in yahoo news. They gotta be paying their photographers with like.. beans or something. Its a cool […]

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